About Simon Reader

Simon Reader Businessman, part-time journalist whose articles have achieved international acclaim, senior student of martial arts yet man of peace - has the tastes of a southern European aristocrat and the tongue of a Parow-based tow truck operative. Likes: panama hats, petanque, the Amalfi Coast, Chopin, German engineering (and general vibe) and classic literature. Dislikes: football, football fans, football fans on aeroplanes, Iran's dictator, Iran's Supreme Leader, Polly Toynbee, Harriet Harman. Will make the best Syrah the earth has ever seen...one day.

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Latest Articles by Simon Reader:

    Spring

    Spring

    I think it was John Lennon who said, ‘Unfortunately, there are white males amongst the human race who are vastly more advanced than the rest of humanity – especially me. [...]

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    • Posted on 9th Sep 2010
      by Simon Reader
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    World Cup Diary

    World Cup Diary

    Well, it all started on a Friday morning. Sky News’ best asset, a man named Jeremy Thompson who is every bit a gentleman as he is impartial, interviewed a chap [...]

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    • Posted on 1st Jul 2010
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    No City for Old Men

    No City for Old Men

    His name is Wyndham Montbottom St. George Caincross. In Westminster he’s called Lord Caincross. If you regard a man by a Randian single-minded pursuit of success, and you believe success [...]

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    • Posted on 3rd Jun 2010
      by Simon Reader
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    Blighted, Buggered, Bastardized…Blighty

    Blighted, Buggered, Bastardized…Blighty

    When Nick Clegg ascended to the leadership of the Liberal Democrats – a party once described by a future Prime Minister (who we’ll get to later) as ‘a void within [...]

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    • Posted on 13th May 2010
      by Simon Reader
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    Pre-World Cup Diary: Scoundrels & Dead Horses

    Pre-World Cup Diary: Scoundrels & Dead Horses

    In 2002, amidst a famine he was complicit in arranging, then ZANU-PF Information Minister and party spokesperson Jonathon Moyo crossed the border in his Chinese 4 x 4 with trailer, [...]

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    • Posted on 5th May 2010
      by Simon Reader
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    Easter Diary

    Easter Diary

    The new 12th man is monumental. Something we dare not speak of, like skateboarding, is a grudging respect for Australians. An extract: an abandoned Greek baby is found outside the [...]

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    • Posted on 9th Apr 2010
      by Simon Reader
    • 1 comments

    The Somali Who Sold His Soul

    The Somali Who Sold His Soul

    Conflicts between truth and perception rage when England’s Daily Mail headlines an article whereby the head of a body of English football hooligans encourages visiting English football hooligans to wear [...]

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    • Posted on 23rd Feb 2010
      by Simon Reader
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    How South Africa’s Foreign Policy Was Born….

    How South Africa’s Foreign Policy Was Born….

    It is an evening south of winter – early September 2005 – in the nation’s political capital. Purple bulbs of Jacaranda line the avenues of the more exclusive suburbs; the [...]

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    • Posted on 9th Feb 2010
      by Simon Reader
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    Hermanus Diary

    Hermanus Diary

    On the day white Johannesburg liberal scoundrels  were preparing to depart their Ponzi – schemed Minaret replicas to attend the Polo in Plettenberg Bay, I was at the coal face [...]

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    • Posted on 13th Jan 2010
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