Businessman, part-time journalist whose articles have achieved international acclaim, senior student of martial arts yet man of peace - has the tastes of a southern European aristocrat and the tongue of a Parow-based tow truck operative. Likes: panama hats, petanque, the Amalfi Coast, Chopin, German engineering (and general vibe) and classic literature. Dislikes: football, football fans, football fans on aeroplanes, Iran's dictator, Iran's Supreme Leader, Polly Toynbee, Harriet Harman. Will make the best Syrah the earth has ever seen...one day.When that mischevious John Robbie played straight into the hands of the sneering eco-Nazis moonlighting as ’social intellectuals’, the inaccessibility of rational participation was not nearly as annoying as the [...]
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When the monk Da Mo spent seven solitary years in a cave perfecting the martial art which would eventually become Kung [...]
“And all men kill the thing they love,
By all let this be heard,
Some do it with a bitter look,
Some with a flattering word,
The coward does it with a kiss,
The brave [...]
I have a recurring nightmare.
I’m in England but not London – 45 minutes southwest – in a nightclub called Pantiles in the Bagshot constituency. I’m seated around a bar table [...]