About Simon Reader

Simon Reader Businessman, part-time journalist whose articles have achieved international acclaim, senior student of martial arts yet man of peace - has the tastes of a southern European aristocrat and the tongue of a Parow-based tow truck operative. Likes: panama hats, petanque, the Amalfi Coast, Chopin, German engineering (and general vibe) and classic literature. Dislikes: football, football fans, football fans on aeroplanes, Iran's dictator, Iran's Supreme Leader, Polly Toynbee, Harriet Harman. Will make the best Syrah the earth has ever seen...one day.

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Latest Articles by Simon Reader:

    Southern Write Notes: Year End…

    Southern Write Notes: Year End…

    When that mischevious John Robbie played straight into the hands of the sneering eco-Nazis moonlighting as ’social intellectuals’, the inaccessibility of rational participation was not nearly as annoying as the [...]

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    • Posted on 15th Dec 2009
      by Simon Reader
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    (Approaching) Christmas Diary…

    (Approaching) Christmas Diary…

    Only Emos and the British make number 2’s on aeroplanes.
    When the monk Da Mo spent seven solitary years in a cave perfecting the martial art which would eventually become Kung [...]

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    • Posted on 1st Dec 2009
      by Simon Reader
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    A Terrible Crime, A Terrible Greed

    A Terrible Crime, A Terrible Greed

    “And all men kill the thing they love,
    By all let this be heard,
    Some do it with a bitter look,
    Some with a flattering word,
    The coward does it with a kiss,
    The brave [...]

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    • Posted on 12th Nov 2009
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    How I Met Jacqui Smith

    How I Met Jacqui Smith

    I have a recurring nightmare.
    I’m in England but not London – 45 minutes southwest – in a nightclub called Pantiles in the Bagshot constituency. I’m seated around a bar table [...]

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    • Posted on 9th Nov 2009
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